Biological Geek Prints

Single-cellphones...

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Disease Management

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Best before 65 million BC.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Jurassic Pork

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple