Eco-friendly Pal Mugs

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Goddess.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Tree Funeral

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Deforestation.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Global Warming.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"It's not easy being green…"