Plant-based Pal Gifts

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Vegetarian" is such a predictable phase. You'll grow out of it. Teddy? A word please. Come on, dad! You know I'm right. You may be. But your sister is stubborn. She digs in her heels. So? You added 5 years to her predictable vegetarian phase. I didn't predict that. Best colleges for Vegetarians.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"You had me at alternative milk."

Queen of Quinoa

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"This is my man cave."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Wine is plant-based food."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"Is that true love or what? My masters are vegetarians, but they still buy me juicy bones..."

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

Are the tomatoes bioengineered locally. Produce.

"I have as many organisms on my tongue as she has in her probiotic, so why won't she let me lick her face."

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

Butcher shop +

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Friends Yeah!

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"How's the soya, dear?"

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'