Gentle Giant Prints

Man knocked out by doorframe leading into a basketball court.

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

Big man scared at the dentist's.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

A bulge of bodybuilders

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."