Giant Sports Fan Gifts

"And that's the absolute biggest Ping-Pong player you could find?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

A Giant at the Airport.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"It's how I get someone's attention."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

"Ooh, scrummy!"

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

W. G. Grace