Giant Fanclub Gifts

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Giant white horse.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

A Giant at the Airport.

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Le Roi Kong

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

Godzilla has a traffic light caught in his toes.

How to get boarded first at Montreal's airport...

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"Call the Feds. This is too big for us."