Mythical Giants Lovers Gifts

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Monster Clown

"Which one is yours?"

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

A were-cow.

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

You looked different during our video chat.

Love Hurts

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

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