Mythical Giants Lovers Pillows

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Monster Clown

"Which one is yours?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

A were-cow.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Love Hurts

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.