Literary Ghost Admirer Pillows

Ghost writers

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Kultural K9's.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"You dressed!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."