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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

'Don't tell me! You're a Leo, right?'

Year of the Rat

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Nostradamus.

Year of the Rat

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"So, what is your star sign?"

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Who are These People?"

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.