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Chinese New Year of the Tiger.

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I'm not sure this will work, Brian. I'm a water sign and you're an earth sign. Together, we make mud.'

'I must admit I like the idea of introducing a line of cigarettes named for astrological signs, but how about starting off with Pisces.'

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

"Well it's ironic given that I'm actually a Capricorn."

'Hey, don't tell me - you're a capricorn?'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Happy New Year!

Last night I met an interesting guy online. He's an Aries with a trust fund rising.

Chinese New Year of the cock.

'Happy 2015.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

Man wearing 'Taurus' shirt walks into china shop

"So, what is your star sign?"

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"Honey, it's not what you think! Daniel's zodiac is Pisces..."

Happy 2015, year of the ram.

2015 Year of the sheep

"This is a heck of a way for a Pisces and an Aquarius to end up."

"It's my New Year!"

'A Capricorn, eh? I'm a Leo.'

Year of the Rat

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Sorry, I really don't believe in it...I'm a Scorpio and you know that we're naturally sceptical..."

"So tell me what's your sign?"

Pisces

The Chinese Year of the Bat Sh*t

Pisces Zodiac Sign.

"I'm no astrologer, but that looks like an air sign."

"Well, you know what they say - men are sun ascendant in Aries, and women are moon ascendant in Virgo."

"Unfortunately, your chart as Mercury rising."

2021 the year of ox ox ox ox

Year of the Ox