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"At this point cosmology leaves off, and folklore kicks in."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"It's his ego growth chart."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Moon

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Life in the fastest lane.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

Astronaut

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Student driver."

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Flower tribute

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

A Discreet Hint.