Star Chart Explorer Pillows

"At this point cosmology leaves off, and folklore kicks in."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Moon

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Student driver."

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

Flower tribute