Astro Explorer Pillows

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"Mission control - we've found signs of water."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

The flies have landed.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'