'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'
Astro Explorer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your astro explorer? Our collection celebrates those enchanted by the stars and the universe with whimsical designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for inspiring curiosity and fostering a love for the cosmos, these thoughtfully designed items make stellar gifts for space lovers of all ages. Whether they’re gazing at the night sky or dreaming of distant galaxies, our products will resonate with their passion for exploration and discovery.
'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'
"Mission control - we've found signs of water."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
Outer Space Outsourcing
Alien David statue
The Solar System (after deregulation)
"Look what I found, dad!"
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
'But what is the universe for?'
"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"
"Houston, we have a problem."
God Sneezes Out Creation
How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .
Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.
'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'
"Would you relax? They never look up."
Alien Snowmen
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
The First Martian Dog.
Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue
October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.
"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'
The flies have landed.
"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."
Astro Explorer Gifts Collection
Astro Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of astro explorer mugs—perfect for coffee or tea, and filled with cosmic charm that sparks your loved one’s curiosity about the universe.
Astro Explorer Pillows
Add a celestial touch with our astro explorer pillows—cozy, whimsical, and perfect for bringing a bit of the universe into their living space.
Astro Explorer Prints
Decorate their space with our beautiful astro explorer prints—stellar artwork that sparks imagination and celebrates the mysteries of the cosmos.
Astro Explorer T-Shirts
Find the perfect astro explorer t-shirt to fuel their passion for space. Bold, fun, and inspiring—these shirts make stellar gifts for dreamers and cosmic adventurers.