Astro Wanderer Gifts

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

The Lost World: You are Here

Astral Projection

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Life in the fastest lane.

We're With Stupid

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"Space wants to kill you."

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Disney will flip!"

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

Desert Planet

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

Water divining Mars