Astrolover Gifts

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Moon

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Water divining Mars

God creating the galaxy.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

Only in the newspapers.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

"Another fly-over planet."

"Your gut bacteria may change from living in space."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

The Dark Side of the Moon.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.