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Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

Moon

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

God creating the galaxy.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Water divining Mars

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Only in the newspapers.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Another fly-over planet."

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.