Astro Wanderer Pillows

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

The Lost World: You are Here

'Gravity...Go figure!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Desert Planet

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

'NASA is never going to believe this!'