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Glasses

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Hospital Departments

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"How many letters can you read?"

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

Crayo-Blah

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Childrens Eye Test

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

The gold price chart.

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'