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Glasses

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Hospital Departments

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"How many letters can you read?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Crayo-Blah

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Childrens Eye Test

"I'm afraid you're developing Guac-loma in

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

The gold price chart.

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"