Blockbuster Chaser Prints

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Southwark Fair.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Out To Lurch

"Tallyho!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Open House of Horrors

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Clown Skis.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Walking the Plank.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."