Dating Drama Enthusiasts Gifts

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

'I'd love to see you again, just not in this lifetime!'

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"You owe me five bucks."

University Soapflakes

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Falstaff

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Scarpia's Palace

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."