Tabloid Tale Fan Gifts

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Moby Dick

JET (Part I)

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Romulus and Remus

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Leisure Editor

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Inflated gloom!'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

Circus trousers

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Newscorp hacks into itself.

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."