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According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"
The Fourth Little Pig
Saint George and the Drag Queen
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
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Moby Dick
'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'
Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!
Ask A Silly Question.
JET (Part I)
"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."
"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"
"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"
Romulus and Remus
The Original Gossip Columns
'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'
Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.
'Inflated gloom!'
Leisure Editor
"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"
Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.
Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking
'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'
Bertolt Brecht
"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."
Newscorp hacks into itself.
'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'
Frog Prince
'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'
Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'
'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'
Circus trousers
"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."
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