Newspaper Enthusiast Gifts

'My leter to the editor lost a lot of its punch since they made it fit to print.'

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

'No, I don't want a bag or cashback and I haven't got a car park voucher or a loyalty card. I just want to pay for the newspaper and get on with my life.'

'Your father can't come to the phone right now, he's stuck in his ways.'

Newspaper Nose.

'Why always on the editorial page?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

'Look at you! Sitting there doing nothing... why don't you get a job like other pensioners?!'

'I prefer broadsheets, and they're handy for lining the rabbit hutch.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I see our Celia is listed in the forthcoming LAT-relationships column."

'Garbage' and 'Verbiage' with 'Sunday supplements'

"Bury your head in the paper, that's your anwser to everything isn't it?"

Dog fetching postman's hand with the newspaper.

Your Sudoku is in the paper.

'I think there's a right-wing conspiracy to promote the idea of a left-wing conspiracy.'

'New Year's resolutions

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."

"When I taught you to bring in the morning paper, this wasn't what I had in mind."

'What does the New York Times say about it?'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."

Newspaper dog

"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."

"Unbelievable - I read the whole thing front to back, including classifieds, and they don't mention me once!"

Could I borrow that newspaper when you're done with it, Lars? Paper-training should be left to the professionals, Axel.

Sunday.

Malcolm's got a mind like a steel trap.

Sunday papers.

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

'I don't know..kids today...'

H L Mencken.

'When politicians start talking about a new deal, you can be sure that the cards are marked.'