Nostalgic Correspondent Gifts

"Nothing important—nothing on fax, nothing on voice mail, nothing on the Internet. Just, you know, handwritten stuff."

"Why are you writing that letter so slowly?"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Print Suicide

'Lost Diary'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Old Man Journal

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."