Nostalgia Critic Gifts

'Nah, let's get 'Slasher III' - these old films tend to have a disgusting amount of smoking.'

'I don't want to remember those golden hits from the seventies!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Before the Internet

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Bring out yer books!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Hay Rides $10

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Elvis Presley

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."