Nostalgia Critics Gifts

"Remember the good ol' days when sexual harassment wasn't such a big deal?"

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Bring out yer books!'

Elvis Presley

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Hipsters"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Best before 65 million BC.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Hay Rides $10

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Inside One's Memory Bank

Old rocker.

Those Were The Days

Toy Shops and Educated Children