Nostalgia Critics Pillows

"Remember the good ol' days when sexual harassment wasn't such a big deal?"

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Hipsters"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Hay Rides $10

'Bring out yer books!'

Best before 65 million BC.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Inside One's Memory Bank

Old rocker.

Those Were The Days

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children