Nostalgic Newspaper Reader T-Shirts

"Yes, I do read the obituaries - well, none of us want to be first, do we?"

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Two Generations of Readers

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The Paper Route

Christmas TV...

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Print Suicide

Paper Boy

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"Click on 'new book smell'."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Man Readig Paper

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"