Nostalgic Paper-lover T-Shirts

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Two Generations of Readers

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"The record player is skipping again."

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Cinderella mopping up

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Click on 'new book smell'."

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

They met at a Book Club.

No assembly required.

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort." "Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you." "Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to?" "When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss." "That big galute and I were always pr

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

'I'm glad I'm past the adorable stage. That was a lot of pressure!'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Tweedledum Tears at his Hair.