Nostalgic Page-turner T-Shirts

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Rare Books

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Lost Diary'

Bibliomaniac

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Print Suicide

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Old Man Journal

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Cinderella mopping up

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

Homer

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'