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"Click on 'new book smell'."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'I don't need to come here to read books any more, but I sure do miss smelling them.'

"Yes, that book does have a pause button. It's called a book mark."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Two Generations of Readers

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Grandma's caf

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'