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'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Out To Lurch

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I made you a mixtape."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Solar Frankenstein

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

To read or not to read?

Grandma's caf

Treasure Island Book.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."