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'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

"When we have interactive books, the first thing I'm going to do is rush Little Nell to a hospital."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

"I believe you're right, Lars - It is a finger!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Elvis Presley

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Hipsters"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Grandma's caf

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Two Generations of Readers