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Paul goes home for the holidays

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Multi-Generational Books

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

To read or not to read?

Two Generations of Readers

Lend me your ears

Lord George brings news of the debate

Treasure Island Book.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Tower Hamlets

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Dorothy and Toto

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Changes at home

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"