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School kid discovering history books covered in cobwebs

"Waldo? Waldo? Has anyone seen Waldo?"

Thomas Mann.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Home Sweet Home

Lord George brings news of the debate

Two Generations of Readers

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Mars Poppins

Jorge Luis Borges

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

In my day, they didn

Thomas Keneally

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

A.M Gorky

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"At least she's reading."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

William Wordsworth

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Books 'n' Carrots

Geoffrey Chaucer

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"