Vintage Bookworm T-Shirts

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Trilby - 'I, Pete Corelestes . . .'

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Thomas Mann.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Edgar Allen Poe

The Bookworm

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The DaVinci Code

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'