Nostalgic Page-turner Gifts

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Rare Books

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Bibliomaniac

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

'Lost Diary'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Old Man Journal

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Cinderella mopping up

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Bib's E-Book Readers.

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

Homer

"Now when I was a lad..."