Nostalgic Pageturners Gifts

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"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Those Were The Days

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

A bit of Newlyn.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Print Suicide

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

An Appreciation

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Rest area - 12 mile.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."