Nostalgic Note Receiver Gifts

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

ZZZZZZZ Top

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Rock and Roll

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

We love the Rolling Stones...

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

'Not more junk mail!'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

Love note discovered by teacher

Stephen Collins Foster

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"I miss the days of folk music."

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'