Nostalgic Note Receiver Pillows

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'Not more junk mail!'

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

Love note discovered by teacher

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Stephen Collins Foster

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"