Nostalgic Note Passer Pillows

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Grumpy old merry men.

Lambs to the Slaughter

"I wonder what this was for."

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."