Nostalgic Note Passer Pillows

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Grumpy old merry men.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

If this van's a rockin'...

"I wonder what this was for."

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.