Nostalgic Note Sender Pillows

'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Grumpy old merry men.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"I wonder what this was for."

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

Myspace then and now.

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline