Nostalgic Note-writers Pillows

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'Not more junk mail!'

Quill

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

Love note discovered by teacher

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Stephen Collins Foster

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"I have to keep a lot of handwritten notes. Every mental note I make is in invisible ink."

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

"Handwrite and mail grandma's thank you note instead of texting? I don't have this kind of time!"

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

"I know it's a ransom note, but it's just so refreshing to get a handwritten letter these days."

"Nobody bothers to write anymore ... "

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

"Your Nana and I met as pen pals."

"What's this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it."

'I'm just going to Global Village dear to post my email.'

STRIP Hambone: Pen and paper, In case of emergency