Nostalgic Letter Writers Pillows

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Lost Diary'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Reading the love-letter

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

'Not more junk mail!'

Quill

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

'Yesterday's work ethic ... Today's don't care ethic.'

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'

'Whatever happened to students taking good notes in class?'

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

Internet replacing postal service

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."