Nostalgic Typist Pillows

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Lost Diary'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

When he was 16, Ed's dad gave him his choice between a car and a computer. Now he sits, busted down, far from the edge of the info superhighway!

"I worry about today's kids, all they want to do is sit in the cave and stare at the fire."

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

Bib's E-Book Readers.

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."