Nostalgic Letter Writers Prints

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Lost Diary'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Reading the love-letter

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Quill

'Not more junk mail!'

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

A quill pen in case the computer crashes.

'Yesterday's work ethic ... Today's don't care ethic.'

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

'Dear sir, yours is not the only company with staff problems..As you can see by all the typing errors..'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'

'Whatever happened to students taking good notes in class?'

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

Internet replacing postal service

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!