Nostalgic Note Sender Prints

'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Old Time Television Channel

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Grumpy old merry men.

If this van's a rockin'...

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'Bright future for a computerized society ... do not fold staple or mutilate.'

"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"I wonder what this was for."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."