Collecting Couches Gifts

'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

The Common Sutra.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Eventual Motion Machine

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'